Seriously? Boob Paintings.

Artists are special. Some are too special to comprehend. Their work often makes us non-artists wonder, "WTF?!"

If you find yourself confused by what critics claim is ground-breaking art, if you frequently think a 5-year-old can do that, if you have ever reached the conclusion that art is stupid, then don't feel alone. There are always sane people scratching their heads at the work of crazy artists.

the unbelievable: breast paintings

the culprit: Kira Ayn Varszegi

the down-low: Kira, an artist from Hartford, Conn., is armed with 38DD breasts. She used to collaborate with her pet turtle Koopa, who has created 827 paintings in his reptilian lifetime, but since his retirement she has resorted to using her knockers to paint abstract pieces. What's really mind-boggling about Kira's breast paintings is that they aren't terrible. They don't look round and blobby like breasts, but instead are linear and integrated.

the unnecessary fun facts: Her work was featured in Maxim in 2009, you can request a specially created piece, and her website bluntly states, "specializing in museum-quality breast paintings since 2001."